The attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin

It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee

Holy shit your peepee is gone because of the attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin

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back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

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I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

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can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

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Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

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second hole from the back of the neck

Another term for VAGINA

He bent her over and stuck it in the second hole from the back of the neck...

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Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket

This knot was discovered in the Lawn Care industry of western Pennsylvania for securing equipment on a trailer. The knot is comprised of three inter-locking loops to tighten the slack out of the line and two slip knots (know as the double back rocket) securing the locked loops. This is a very secure, but easy knot to untie when access to the secured object is needed frequently.

We have a long ride from Moon to the Rochester Beaver run, you better tie the Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket to secure the walk behinds.

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