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john

john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue

hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy

by Mychellee frasher May 10, 2022


john

An average american taxpayer, an anonymous person, it refers to anyone, a random person

For example, a man named john has 5 oranges, if he sells 2.....

by Innovation (the group) November 28, 2022


John

John likes kids, sometimes if John is too close to a kid, that kid will never be seen again.

See that guy there, he is a John. He touches kids.

by SHIBALL November 23, 2021


John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.

You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?

by Channahm July 29, 2021


John

Always right

That man is such a John at math

by Homie j May 13, 2021


John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021


John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017