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Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
When a girl is just looking for a cock to suck'n'fuck. No matter who it is just a penis endowed human, any guy will do.
Guy 1: that girl over there is has been flirting with 5 guys all night.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, she's clearly trawling for D.
When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.
She wanted me to cum on her tits, so I gave her the d-ray to make sure I got maximum coverage
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basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆
Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now
The thinking that goes on while thinking over a current obstacle, while drinking or previously drinking
Oh so yall used that D&T to get out that puddle in two wheel?
A group of two friends whose names begin with the letters D and T
Guy 1 "Those two sure are close, you think they're an item?"
Guy 2 " Nah they're just D&T"
Aim your face at about 60 degrees upward towards a camera and then you squint your eyes and do duck lips while you do a peace sign.
Friend:"Ready to b-boy man?"
You:"Naw, I'm ready to D-DANCE"
Friend:"Wtf are you camwhoring?"
You:"No, I'm D-Dancing."