mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

Mom

Gone

Damn my mom left me

mom

somthing u dont have

mom

Mom

Someone who is as nosy as aunty Karen

Mom don’t touch that sock....

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too