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Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock
Guy 1: Your mom is as dumb as a rock.
Guy 2: Nope. She is ass dumb ass a rock.
The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.
1. Why were you up at 4 am?
I had a rock run dude…
2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.
That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).
Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.
When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.
Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.
When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?
Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.
Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"
Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."
"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move
Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit