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the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?
The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.
Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?
Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.
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This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
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someone who strongly resembles the bloody penis of a yak, usually lumpy and red-headed. Often reeks of yak semen, and period blood. Excruciatingly ugly. Hurts your eyes to look at.
Oh god that girl is such a bloody yak penis
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A compliment given from one straight guy to another.
Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.
example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*
example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*
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dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off
"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"
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When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
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