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a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.
she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.
everyone: i agree!
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A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.
It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"
Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
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a puddleslut that loves getting skullfucked
that cum drunk scallywag sure sucks a mean cock!
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Elaina is a dirty whore who swallows cum by the gallon from east coast to the west coast
She is such a cum guzzling queen
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Worse then a whore or slut. The cum dumpster drips the left over Sperm while looking for another ride. They don't care what they screw and you'll pay the consequences for it.
Have you heard? David is is hooking up with Amy? Hahaha he's screwed...that bitch is a toxic cum dumpster, his dick will rot off in a week.
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A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten
Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
Guy2: which Ana?
Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?
Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja
Guy1: oh shit really?!?
Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand
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o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix
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