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What’s the freezing point of water?
69 degrees.
when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)
Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.
when you're addicted to the best drink in the world
Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.
spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!
not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.
look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.
straight from the faucet, fresh from the sink, water sauce goes well with kibbles and can replace any other sauce for a culinary bland experience!
i'll take some more water sauce on my turkey judge Boner!
When you choose to masturbate in the bath.
Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.