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Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish
Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”
Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.
Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.
To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.
The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.
The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.
The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.
After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.
Don't try it irl; it doesn't work.
MLG water bucket
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