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when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga
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Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.
'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'
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The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
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A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.
"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"
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Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.
It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!
Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
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When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.
I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.
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Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
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