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A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.
It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"
Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
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a puddleslut that loves getting skullfucked
that cum drunk scallywag sure sucks a mean cock!
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Elaina is a dirty whore who swallows cum by the gallon from east coast to the west coast
She is such a cum guzzling queen
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o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix
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Fuck cum jack-off. In the years 2009-2010 at Maiden Middle School, a group of edgy boys led by Cody Dillard, and Jeffrey Walker said these words whilst chopping their hand agaisnt their palm. This was accompanied by the consistent saying of so. Not much else is known about this mysterious movement, but it sure left a lasting impression.
Teacher- Your howework today is chaper 12, numbers 1-15
Student a- So
Student b- Frick Cum Jo, Frick Cum Jo
*laughter ensues*
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A person very amazing at cumming. Considered a master at his job.
Person 1: Wow, I really hope to be a CUM MASTER 64 one day..
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The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!
"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."
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