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Normie Facebook page, made by some indian guy. Thinks he's dank, but he's heaven for normies.
*some random gay shit*
Sarcastic Bro: THIS IS SO SAD, CAN WE GET FIFTY LIKES?
1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.
2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.
3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!
My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!
Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.
And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
when someone fucks a whole group of guys but consideres themself a bro
kayla was being a bro bug by hanging with those guys last night
the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood
That Harry flood fella is a carpo yup bro
When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.
Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"
Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"