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Normie Facebook page, made by some indian guy. Thinks he's dank, but he's heaven for normies.
*some random gay shit*
Sarcastic Bro: THIS IS SO SAD, CAN WE GET FIFTY LIKES?
1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.
2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.
3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!
My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!
Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.
And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
when someone fucks a whole group of guys but consideres themself a bro
kayla was being a bro bug by hanging with those guys last night
the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
When some guys want to fuck the same girl
Honza: Hey nigga, this girl is nice.
Filip: Nigga stfu i will penetrate her not you mustyass nigga.
Martin: Niggas we should fuck her together!!
Honza: Hell yeah! We'll be penetration bros!
You cannot under no circumstances have your bros girl on social media or phone contacts
You have my girl on instagram , cmon man that's violation of bro code 1305
^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies