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When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
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Someone who sells cars and has sex with fat red heads
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An obscure slur against Jews hinting at their escape from Egypt across, you guessed it, the Red Sea.
Malachi is such a Red Sea pedestrian.
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when you eat out a chick who is on her period, knowingly or unknowingly
my roommate got wasted on his b-day and comes out of his room with light blue boxer shorts with blood crusted around the dickhole of the garment. I asked him, "dude, is your dick bleeding?" He relpies, "No that chick I fucked must have been on her period. Oh no, I must have eaten her out", with a horrish face.
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He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt)
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Having sex with a woman on her period then sliding it in her mouth, leaving menstral blood...
My girl was on the rag so I gave her some ruby red lipstick
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East St. Louis, On Dr. Martin Luther King Blvd. Also a haven of crack addicts and burnt down meth labs.
Not the most wonderful place to take the family for vacation.
I went to the East Side last night into the red light district to find some rocks and a prostitute.
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