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A beta male that doesn't know anything about female nature, can't handle a woman, probably pays for all dates so that she loses 100% interest because he is acting like a lil bitch and goes for the Chad that fucks all of her friends because that's what a woman wants and it's okay, simp. A simp is the type of friend to throw you under a bus thinking that he will impress a girl by doing that.
Look at this simp listening to Drake crying in the corner because a girl broke up with him cuz he was acting like a lil bitch and she lost interest.
a man that puts hoes before bros, doing everything to attract an specific girl
Guilherme Cavalcante is the biggest Simp in São Paulo, he simps so much for Talita
A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
austin osbourne: "i'm dating a girl from ohio"
blake ortiz: "bro your such a fucking simp"
austin osbourne: "dude stop we love each other"
Kelvin Rivera “I started Drinking because of you Karina.”