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Jacob....
I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.
I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?
SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN