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i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018


November 12th, Suspicious Cat Day

Suspicious Cat Day, also known as a national holiday, can also be called Sus Cat Day. On this day we can give love and presents to one another, and dress your cat up in an among us costume.

"It's November 12th, Suspicious Cat Day! Here's a present!"

by ChongyunIsMineBackOff November 3, 2021


Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 2, 2015


The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.

by uwuowouwu69 August 23, 2021


cats can have little a salami

a phrase that informs the subject that cats can have little a salami

"did you know that cats can have little a salami"

by enzo_on_crack April 24, 2023


kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

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there's a cat under your hood

This is an insider LGBT term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvestite while simultaneously soliciting sex from said individual. This statement is often followed by backroom sex play included but not limited to fellatio, scat play, skull fuckery, and anal bondage.

you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star. There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)

by Dark Vader December 6, 2013

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