snatch water

The musty "water" collected from the loins of a very fat hog.

During an episode of "Pawn Shop" Chumly washed down his normal lunch of lard and mayo, he washed in down with a tall glass of snatch water.

water-ice nail

The condition often associated with working at a water-ice venue such that color or perhaps miniscule pieces of water-ice are embedded in and around one's fingernail from constant exposure to large amounts of particulary pigmented water-ice, such as cherry.

I can't shake the President's hand like this... I have water-ice nail!

Ultra Water

Water so good that it’s addictive.

Bob: can you get enough of that Ultra Water, Frank?
Frank: No, give me MORE! I need more!

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

Tap water

Poor shit for poor people

Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.

Tap Water

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’