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When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age
Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.
Anal Bombing is when you drop so many items into the anal hole, that the anal hole feels like its going to explode.
Omg, youre anal bombing my anus dude!
When someone by the name of Brady smacks the shit out of someone and there name is Luke with a big ass forehead
A drink including 1 handle of Orloff, 30 ice cold stones, a jug of lemonade powder, and ice.
Damn, that kid just got transported? He looked like he had a Carilli Bomb.
Yeah! He just got Carilli Bombed! Let's hope he doesn't choke on his puke now...
And that’s why I love you and what you do because you’re the good one and me? I’m also the good one. We’re both the good ones. You’re a master of what you do because it make it look like my ideas are being opposed without me being exposed as a charlatan. It lends to my credibility in spite of the fact that what you’re saying is critical”
Hym “That’s what a Narcissist does. Love-bombing. He’s a narcissist. Just ask Teal Swan (who is NOTa cult leader and is an absolute gem... maybe... possibly not. I don’t really know). Narcissist. And he has a frowny-face about the A.I. thing because the thing I said might actually work because I’M THE THING I SAY I AM. A Genius. Hurray me!”
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*reading instagram comments on a post about a woman saying shes in love with a guy after knowing him 3 days*
Random sexist: "Men in there love bombing stage"
104 replies: "if you read the post, it's a woman" "look again ma'am" "that's written by a lady dawg"
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when someone gives you an overwhelming amount of affection one day and then treats you like you're worth nothing the next, giving you mixed signals
girl 1: I don't get it. He said that he couldn’t live without me, yet he’s been ignoring me for days.
girl 2: he's love bombing you, leave him!