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Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.
'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'
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The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
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The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.
"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."
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Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
The cheese grater god is Godly
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To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.
"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers
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Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine
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Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
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