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A milf generally with a fat ass that tends to be called sarah
Did you see Sarah Lowe she was double cheeked up
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Ur Mom Double Gay is the last resort
If you are losing an argument you can end it all with Ur Mom Double Gay
Jim : Hey Ur mom gay *breaks pencil*
Danny : That’s it I’m done with you *breaths in:
Jim : *starts to run*
Danny : UR MOM DOUBLE GAY!
Jim : *Passes out*
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When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.
I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.
A Double Coloured Easter Bear is when someone dresses up as Pudsy the bear (furry)
Connor is a Double Coloured Easter Bear
A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.
Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.
Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse
Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night
Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me
Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?
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A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
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