Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

Slam fish-dog end

The slam fish-dog end is the sexual action of doing the doggy while flailing around like a fish while your partner spits saliva over you .

Did you hear that Ben did the slam fish-dog end

Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

Fish Out Of Water

1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.

also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.

Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.

Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.

Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.