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This knot was discovered in the Lawn Care industry of western Pennsylvania for securing equipment on a trailer. The knot is comprised of three inter-locking loops to tighten the slack out of the line and two slip knots (know as the double back rocket) securing the locked loops. This is a very secure, but easy knot to untie when access to the secured object is needed frequently.
We have a long ride from Moon to the Rochester Beaver run, you better tie the Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket to secure the walk behinds.
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Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
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having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.
person 1: "yo dude!"
person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."
person 1: "oh- okay then-"
Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.
"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"
A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.
"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"
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