knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

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Two steps forward, one step back

A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.

Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

your dad never came back with the milk

Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.

"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"

Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.

I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.

Peel his muffin cap back blue

The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.

"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"

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Pickel Back Fat B***h

When you see a fat girl with lots of rolls and pimples on her back!

Ex.1 WOW you see that pickel back fat b***h over there!

Ex.2 That pickel back fat b***h needs to get a bigger shirt!

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