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When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off
Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet
A hand job with a sock on your hand.
That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.
When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.
Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.
example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
I did a nut job yesterday at work
The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.
That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.
When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction
This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead