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A boy or girl that can cum for 47min I.e. your mother
Cum master 47 is so cool and nice
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When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
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Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime
Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"
Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"
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o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix
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Fuck cum jack-off. In the years 2009-2010 at Maiden Middle School, a group of edgy boys led by Cody Dillard, and Jeffrey Walker said these words whilst chopping their hand agaisnt their palm. This was accompanied by the consistent saying of so. Not much else is known about this mysterious movement, but it sure left a lasting impression.
Teacher- Your howework today is chaper 12, numbers 1-15
Student a- So
Student b- Frick Cum Jo, Frick Cum Jo
*laughter ensues*
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When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.
“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
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The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!
"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."
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