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A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.
Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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Don’t be a simp.
When you search your name on urban dictionary and you just see simps writing paragraphs about someone that has the same name as you.
Emma searches her name on urban dictionary because she is bored and the definitions are just simps talking about how much they love people with the same name as her
Quackity for sally carrera that’s also a car who is 59 years old quackity needs help
the ONE FUCKING WORD that 12 year old white boys love to overuse to death
girl: can someone open the door for me?
guy: let me get that for you
white boy 1: SIMP
white boy 2: SIMP
white boy 3: SIMP
white boy 4: SIMP
guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP
the simps is the best groupchat on twitter dot com, and that’s on draco malfoy
“I wish I was a part of the simps”
“yeah me too, instead we’re just ********”