my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.
mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages
What’s the freezing point of water?
69 degrees.
when you hover over someone and let your leaky shit water drip into their belly button
ok ill let you water basin if you let me chilidog
when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)
Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.
when you're addicted to the best drink in the world
Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.
spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!