When you drink so much water you can feel it in your stomach.
Person A: I'm hearing water in my stomach when I move!
Person B: Looks like you have a belly full of water.
When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
When you piss into someones Ass.
I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.
Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.
Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.
To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.
The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.
The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.