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The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
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Small flabby useless titties without substance or definition. Similar to two broken in hacky. sacks.
That girl was a great lay, but had I known she had chubb fart tits I wouldn't have taken off her bra.
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No , girls from the age of 8-40 do not fart they only burp and that’s how they release the gas that has built up in their bodies
Guy: hey do girls fart
Girl: no we burp
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Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.
Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.
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In the act of having anal sex with a prego, milk squirts out of her tity making a farting noise.
"Dude I was fucken this prego in her ass when all the sudden she had an anal tity fart."
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It begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. You think it is nothing but then your ass starts to burn and flames shoot out of your ass at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.
"Oh my Gosh I just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and I need a power washer."
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The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
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