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A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
I hate my life, I'm going to end it tonight.
RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...
life is a crazy thing that no one wants to deal with trust me.
Random person:My sister threw up
Best friend: I lost my job
Me: A random's sister threw up, my best friend lost her job, and my bunny died. Could life get worse?
Best friend:Well me mom broke her leg.
Me: I'm sorry
Life's a bitch and when you think it's going alright it turns around and does a shit on your face.
Person: Hey! Do you have a life?
Other person: What's that?
Person: ... i-