Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.

Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"

Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"