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When you are in the act of masturbation and when you finally ejaculate, the jizz goes in the air and lands straight into your bellybutton
When I beat my meat last night i totally got a hole in one.
When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.
"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."
While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.
Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.
During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
Someone who bores into your happiness jar and tries to suck it dry.
Bob is such a buzz hole. He’s always bringing me down with his negativity.
The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.
Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.
My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.