expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection

After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

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Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

meat rest

when you plop your juicy cock on yo girl chinny chin chin

the guy put his dick on the girls chin and called it a meat rest.