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A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY
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one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal butt sex. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat fuck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.
Hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut butter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?
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Slang for homosexual.
Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!
Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
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*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.
person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.
Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.
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A sex position where a whale is on top of a monkey and he fucks the whale's buns while the monkey is on top of SpongeBob while he gets butt fucked by his SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Long story short, the monkey is in the middle.
Young Boy: ay what you be doing lately, monkey?
Santos and Son's: yo last night I was given a Monkey In The Middle
Young Boy: lmao this dude fuck sponges and whales get exposed
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To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!
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