the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails
Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else
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A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.
"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"
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Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.
It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!
Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
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When youβre with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the βself-mayo.β Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.
I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if Iβd have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.
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The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.
Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.
"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."
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slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face
john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front
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Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
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