Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! is a racing game in the Mario Kart series. Many claim that Double Dash!! is the best Mario Kart game.

Much like other Mario Kart games, Double Dash!! features a "boost" in the beginning of the race. It also features drifting.

Unlike other Mario Kart games, however, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! allows you to race with two players on the same kart.

Timothy: Hey man, can you come over tonight? We're going to play some Mario Kart 64!
Charles: Nah, I'm gonna stay in and play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! It is the best Mario Kart game, y'know.

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Double Brown Banana Slices

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

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double-you-tee-eff

The pronounciation of the acronym wtf. Usually spoken by the vets of online gaming who've also seen the End of Ze World video.

"Double-you-tee-eff mate?!"

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double dutch rudder

Interlock your manhood with both hands and have two lady friends on either sides working your arms for you. It very much helps if they stay in synch.

After the Xmas party at the Moose, Pam and Sharon gave me a double dutch rudder, causing me to paint the ceiling with a most powerfull release.

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Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

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Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

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Double Decker Eiffel Tower

A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.

Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?

That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.

Oh. Sweeeeet.

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