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Something every teenager wants to end at some point, but never does so.
Teenager: I want to end my life...
Mother: Again?
A meaningless thing that no one likes. it is full of pure torture. We all live life but no one likes it. ((THIS IS JUST A JOKE))
Why am I alive? WHY DID GOD SAY LIFE WAS GOOD?
to Life
verb: to slander, down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason
other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someone
dude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin lifed me in front of the whole class today
dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that?
dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds
Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"
Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.
Happy :
Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."
Yippee
(me): listens to soundcloud mixtape '
(kxng):listens to it with him
(me) : still needs a life
(kxng) NGGHA WE HAVE NO LIFES HOW IMA GET ONE
(soundcloudnibba): HERE IS UR LIFE
(kxng&me): that not a life it a trash mixtape im sorry.
person1: here you go a tiket
mam_ yayy
mam_ i hit the lato
person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one
mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs
homeless man_ can i have some change
the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run
white cop: mam i need you to step out the car
mam: fuck off
white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo
every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket