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Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022


Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019


blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

by mcthugster January 6, 2009


blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

by mcthugster January 6, 2009


blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 11, 2023


Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.

Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H

by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017


Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).

The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.

by Someone who kinda exists October 14, 2022