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When you and a friend Eiffel tower a Polish girl.
Chris and I are blitzkrieg Brose now because we Eiffel towered
The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.
Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
The strong smell of a Bro's Egg Farts
"Damn Jefferey, you go some Bro Eggs today"
When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.
Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.
Geico add where the kid says "Come at me bro" about novel tees but it sounds he says this
Guy 1: what's your problem dude you just stepped on my new Js
Guy 2: No i didn't!
Guy 1: you better be sorry douche
Guy 2: Gamampy bro! Show me what you got
Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.
The Jd bro is cringe