If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
The ultimate character made by the handsome, dashing, SomewhatOfAUser. No character can ever come close to his glory.
GUY FROM FNF WHERE ARE MY TROUSERS!!!! - Big Boi, 2023
Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
The baldest vtuber ever
sucks at video games and is a simp for berkana
"Hey, did you watch that last Power Guy stream?"
"The part where he read the entire schlorpadorp meaning was crazy"
"You remember the stream before where there was a bot raid trying to end his reputation?"
"There was a massive amount of bots that stream"
"You Know What Else Is Massive?"
That guy who sneaks nicotine into every conversation somehow
Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden
It says 55 mg per pillow im good
He's definitely the dip guy