Mom

Made
Of
Money

''Mom can i have some money''
''Do you think im made of money''

Mom

CEO of da house

Mom beat me with a shoe

Mom

The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.

Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3

mom

someone that looks after you

mom can you make mac and cheese

sure honey bare

Mom

Always being embarassing when talking to ur friends, likes to make your self esteem lower.

You're just like my mom!

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

Mom

A hot female version of dad.usually likes to find ur disappeared stuff

Person 1.I fucked my mom last night.

Person 2.lucky. I don't have a mom.