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pop rock

Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:

1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.

2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.

3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.

The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.

by Super Tips January 4, 2024


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by Jupite January 20, 2022


popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.

1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.

by Chewsie June 26, 2017


Vodoun-Pop

Vodoun-Pop is musical style that combine elements of traditional Haitian Vodou ceremonial and folkloric music with Euro-American Pop music, that's played without any Verses just Ostinatos (Vamps), Hooks, Choruses and Scats

It is often referred to simply as "Pop Vodou" in Haitian Creole.

It is used as background ambient music in Folk Dance classes, Haitian Lounged, Restaurants and Voodoo temples (Peristyles), from mainly the French-Creole and Crenglish speaking countries of the Caribbean, such as Haiti, Martinique, Dominica, Guadeloupe as well as Canada, France and Western Africa and Haitian communities in the Untited States.

Typical instruments are:
Rada and petro drums, tanbou, rara horns, electronic keyboards/Keytar, electronic drums, electric guitars, electric bass, Percussions,drums, piano, strings tumpet, flute, Backing tracks, E-Synthesizer, personal computer, Singable melodies) Humming, Whistling, and Drumming.

The tracks are predominantly instrumental, and are usually play and dance to a RADA rithym, which usually starts slowly and burst into a feverish pitch.

The dance is characterized by the hands being placed on knees or thighs, and has several main variations: Yanvalou debou (upright), Yanvalou do ba (crouching), Yanvalou zepòl (a "shoulder dance"), etc."

A notable label of this kind of Vodoun-Pop is Negre Marron Records which was foundef in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.

Our Vodoun-Pop dancing class intructor Marlene finally taught us the meaning behind the Yanvalou dance this after noon.

by Negre Marron Records October 21, 2018


wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021


Bible Of Pop

"Stripped" by The Voice Of A Generation, Christina Aguilera. The Grammy winning album remains iconic since it’s release. It influenced pop forever and every main pop girl who’s come up since, cites as an inspiration. NO ONE can top it!

"What are you listening to? I’m listening to The bible of pop"

by liberatedlover January 11, 2024


Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass

Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop

by Ruthtj34 January 29, 2016