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n. someone who comes to america to rape its resources then trashes it because they think that the country that they came from is better.
That dude came to this country illegally just to go on welfare, he is such an american cum bather.
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this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
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When a guy cums on a Pickle and shoves it up a girl's pussy
"I Pickle cum fucked a girl last night,then i made her eat it the pickle when i was done cramming it up her pussy"
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1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
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Gay things that kids from the "North Shore" Area of MA
"Yo bro u tryna slug sum natty lights tonight and go fuck sum bitches?"
-That kid deff eats butt cum pancakes
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n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano
I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.
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The more descriptive way of saying raped for those who do not feel comfortable saying rape.
Jessie: Holy shit Kevin that chick got unwillingly cum dumpstered!
Kevin: Like Hardcore!
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