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A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS
They know everything and are often your superior.
Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.
Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems
Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN
EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.
They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down
They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.
Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.
Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"
By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.
All staff's personal history
Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.
Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!
When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her mouth.
Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him a Zerg Job yesterday??
When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.
Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.
A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time