Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

Peep That Meat

to see something sexual

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean

your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”