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yo is that ur mom?
nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing
A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.
Hey mom can I go to the book store?
A caring loving person who loves their children very much and I able to do any thing for their kids
#iloveumom
1) The highest rank of the family tree except for Grams.
2) Female Head of House. She runs shit, keeps everyone in line, helps in time of need & always cooking or cleaning. She's prepared to feed the whole hood but you better take your shoes off at the door so you don't dirty her carpet.
3) She guides you, nurtures you but will smack the hell outta you when you deserve. Always wanting the best for those she cares about.
'Yo Dylan, your Moms was goin off about how messy your room is. I'm just glad she let me stay for dinner anyways. Her food be bangin'
Friend: 'Ayy Jaymes, yo Moms brought me food while I was the in the hospital. She a Dime, lookin fine and cooks good too. I wonder if she a freak in the sheets'
Jaymes: 'Man, thas my Moms, dude. Don't talk about her like that'