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To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.
You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.
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book by some anti-totalitarianist
Warns against the creation of a new world order.
Be vigilant people!
hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude
george orwell??
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Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
I doubt you woulda let it slide and I was not about to
Slow down
I came to ask you for advice, this is my very first duel
They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school
Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talk cease
Where is this happening?
Across the river in Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
All right
So this is what you're gonna do
Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you
When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
This will put an end to the whole affair
But what if he decides to shoot, then I'm a goner
No, he'll follow suit if he's truly a man of honor
To take someone's life, that is something you can't shake
Phillip, your mother can't take another heartbreak
Father—
Promise me
You don't want this young man's blood on your conscience
Okay, I promise
Come back home when you're done
Take my guns, be smart
Make me proud, son
everything is legal in new jersey
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Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.
Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
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The act of pouring curry, especially one which contains the fiery ghost chile, into a woman of Indian descent's vagina. The pourer then eats out this spicy poon, thus creating the New Delhi Hot Pocket.
Did you hear that Arvind gave his girlfriend Deepti a New Delhi Hot Pocket ?
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The use of one's big toe and the toe immediately adjacent to tug at a partner's scrotum in a downward motion, much like plucking grapes from a vine.
Sorry I'm late, she gave me a wicked new england grape picker behind Arby's.
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Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.
Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!
Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!
That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!
You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
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