give it time

the time some asshole who has either:

A) hooked up with girl/guy
B) had sex with girl/guy
says that you should be patience and that it will happen to you. Most likely the person giving this advice is either a slut, whore, or man-whore
The one who is given this advice is usually a creepy stalker or just a scary clown head

Erikk: Dude I have never hooked up with a girl
man-whore: don't worry dude, I have, so give it time
Erikk: when will it happen
man-whore: when you get some friends and grow a ball sack
Erikk: when will that be
man-whore:shut up you stupid weirdo

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All Time Low

Sex Gods.

Walking, living breathing humans who are semi God-like. They are sort of like vampires because they entrance you with their ways and their voices. You will never want to not listen to their music. They're beautiful creatures.

Person A: Who's that?!?! They're amazing!!!
Person B: That's All Time Low. And yes, yes they are.
Person A: I think I'm in love. <3____________<3

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By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

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Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

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time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

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nap-time

The time of which a group of things (people, places, etc.) that are considered nappy are identified by a person and or multiple people.

Guy 1: "Wow look at all those nappy sandwiches!"
Guy 2: "Well shit, it must be nap-time."

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time bomb

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.

Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.

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