It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.
Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!
Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?
Jim: Yeah, but wh-
Bob: You have a water headache.
Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.
We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.
A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”
Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;
Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.
Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!
When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.
I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.