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It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water
Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.
I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.
When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.
Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”
Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”
its just a hydration source... similar to cola
i drank water (H²O) after my run.
Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
ii am a professional cleaner who has butt water all over her every day
When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”
5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”